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Sunday, January 12, 2014


Voting has begun for the 2013 "chUMp-of-the-year" award, with six nominees reaching the semi-final round. 

There were four "chUMp-of-the-month" awards last year, and all monthly winners are automatic qualifiers for the annual finals. The 2013 "chUMps-of-the-month" were:

The two other semi-finalists were drawn from the "dishonorable mention" recipients from last year, and they are:

The two "dishonorable mention" awardees who fell out of the competition were Denard Robinson and Jalen Rose.

Denard Robinson was mentioned in dishonor for calling MSU his "little brother", after he finished 1-3 against his #3 rival, scoring two touchdowns while throwing five picks in four games, along with just over three yards per rush. He was eliminated because we enjoyed beating him down so much that we just want him to move along. 
Jalen Rose was mentioned in dishonor for advocating that amateur sports become professional, perhaps to justify his former status as an amateur/professional in "college". The former crack-house visitor needlessly took a shot at MSU, proving that he is a chUMp acting like a "Michigan Man". Rose graduated from the University of Maryland in 2005. He was eliminated because he's an absolute Turkey and we wish he would just cluck-cluck himself.

So here, in alphabetical order, are your six semi-finalist nominees for the 2013 "chUMp-of-the-Year" award:

David Brandon
Brady Hoke
Desmond Howard
Royce Jenkins-Stone
Taylor Lewan
Fitz Toussaint

We will accept your comments to help narrow down this list to three finalists. Please click on "3 comments" below and add your two-cents-worth on any of these candidates. The semi-finalist list will be posted this week.

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  1. 1. Brady "Save the Glazed Donut for Me" Hoke.
    2. Davve "Father Noid" Brandon
    3. Desmond "SNL Wannabe" Howard

    Desmond Howard is working to be replaced with someone who (a) does not look like a nerd and (b) actually knows something about football.

    Dave Brandon is currently working to get his pilots licence and sky writing certification to save UM the money it needs to pay its administrative staff.

    Brady Hoke is investing heavily in local confectioneries, primarily those that mass produce donuts.

    1. We expect Taylor Lewan, and Royce Jenkins-Stone to share a cell with Fitz Toussaint performing janitorial services for their cell.

  2. Great votes with strong rationale! Those three appear to be the front-runners, though it's hard to knock Pretty Big Boy out of the race.



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