FINAL ROUND OF chUMps CHOMPING ON WORDS

Here's one last set of chUMp comments from the week before the football game in Ann Arbor:

David, you really have a firm grasp on the pulse of this rivalry.
You are wise beyond your years. (Like, just shy of 18?)

Louis, you missed on your prediction by a mere 60 points.

Hey Tomaz Foroni, who is this "D'Antoni" of whom you speak?
Whom did the "stake insult"? Possibly...UM?

So, if MSU won the next 15 games, UM "still the big brother"?
Okay, got it. Standard operating procedure.

Would those "34 years to even up the series" all be games played in East Lansing?
If so, the home-field advantage would then be leveled. Otherwise, not so much.

The chUMp comments posted above were taken from various articles from the Detroit Free Press and the Detroit News, as they both use Facebook systems for users to post their responses to what they read. So the names you see below have not been changed to protect the guilty; rather, they are being presented as an extension of their original appearance in the days before the 27-23 MSU win over UM.

THESE chUMps ARE EATING THEIR OWN WORDS

The chUMp NatiOn was left hungry after losing to Michigan State nine days ago, so we are offering to feed them their own words to settle down their blue bellies. These are the words they threw around on the Internet during the days before the game in Ann Arbor. It's only fitting that they should have to eat their own words, right?

Drew Sharp beats David Lewis, nobody is surprised.

Your predictions have been wrong "more then ounce", David.

Your anti-viral capabilities failed you, Edward.
Your prediction was off by 27 points!

Nooooooo, they didn't, Doug. But how 'bout them LAKERS!!!

Enjoy your college days in Allendale.

You came within 21 points of getting it right, Jerry.
Maybe you should get back to Study Hall?

The chUMp comments posted above were taken from various articles from the Detroit Free Press and the Detroit News, as they both use Facebook systems for users to post their responses to what they read. So the names you see below have not been changed to protect the guilty; rather, they are being presented as an extension of their original appearance in the days before the 27-23 MSU win over UM.

FEEDING THE chUMps THEIR OWN WORDS

There were so many words thrown around before the MSU-UM football game that they have cluttered the local atmosphere and they must be removed. The best way to get rid of them is to feed them back to their original owners, so we have been offering an all-they-can-eat word buffet for chUMps.

Hope Terry didn't have to "Welsh" on any of his bets.

Who is "dreaming of the old days" now, Terry?

Congrats, John, you covered both possibilities in your "prediction".
Then you excused your team in advance for losing.
Got it. Standard operating procedure.

Are you enjoying your college years in Kalamazoo, Steve?
Who would be "little brother" to WMU?

You're right, David, the game was "one for history".
Speaking of; shouldn't you be in history class right now?

The chUMp comments posted above were taken from various articles from the Detroit Free Press and the Detroit News, as they both use Facebook systems for users to post their responses to what they read. So the names you see below have not been changed to protect the guilty; rather, they are being presented as an extension of their original appearance in the days before the 27-23 MSU win over UM.

Time For chUMps to Eat Their Own Words

The chUMps-on-Parade Word-Eating Tour

Word-Eating Festival, chUMp-Style

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WORD-EATING FESTIVAL, chUMp-STYLE

Those darn chUMps...you try washing them out, scrubbing them out, flushing them away, even beating them on the field of play for seven out of the last eight years, and you just can't make 'em go away. "Be Gone, chUMps!" (See, that didn't work, either.)

As long as they're here, we may as well enjoy them. And the only way to do that is to laugh at them and their silly antics. The latest chapter in chUMp-mania came last week, during the buildup to the annual football game between Michigan State and Michigan. Or, as they liked to preview it, "The Beatdown at the Big House". They were so sure that "Sparty's little run is over" and so forth, that they just let it fly for everybody to see.

Now that they've been put back into their place, let's take a look back at what some of these nincompoops had to say about MSU before they settled back down on the last play of the game.

Hey Allen: Does 27-23 "ring a Bell"?

Sherri, Baby: Have you been dancing for the past week, darling?

Jim, the "OSU" game WAS "better" for UM.
(Oregon State University)

Was your day, by any chance, "miserable", Jim?

We enjoyed the view in the bleachers after the game, Mike!
How about you? Did you blow out your sister after the game?

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