DUMP the chUMps (Spartan Resource)

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Thursday, October 15, 2015

SHOULD WE REVIVE THE USE OF THE TERM "SCUM" INSTEAD OF OUR TERM "CHUMPS"?

Now that the University of Michigan Student Body has vandalized the Michigan State University campus THREE TIMES SINCE LAST SEASON, as well as their well-publicized trashing of a ski resort, we may need to re-think our philosophy of this "rivalry".

We started using the light-hearted term "chUMps" to displace the growing use of the term "scUM" as descriptive terminology for the Weasels and their Walmart-Wolverine fan-base.

Are we being too nice by calling them "chUMps"?

Surprisingly, some have criticized us for using the lightly-derogatory term "chUMps", but we felt it was less inflammatory than "scUM". At this point, any reasonable thinker would have to consider the term "scUM" to be more accurate, based on the behaviors of the UM student body.

They attacked the Sparty Statue in both April and September, knowing that nobody would be guarding it since it wasn't chronologically close to any big game between the two schools. Then, on football game week, knowing that they would face resistance with another attack on the Sparty Statue, they attacked the Earvin Johnson statue, even though Earvin played basketball, not football, at MSU.

Let's put it to a vote. Here are the nominations for a new name for our web site:

DUMP THE SCUM
FLIP THE TRAILER TRASH

DOWN WITH DIRTY CHUMPS
WHIP THE WHINY WEASELS
STOMP THE SCUM

You can vote using the Comment Section below, and feel free to suggest your own new name for the lowballs who populate the Ann Arbor campus.

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