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Friday, October 24, 2014

TOP TEN REASONS MICHIGAN WILL BEAT MICHIGAN STATE SATURDAY


TOP 10 REASONS MICHIGAN WILL WIN THE BIG GAME




#9:   Desmond Howard said they would win last year and he was wrong.





#3:   If they lose, UM fans might find out what their own tears "taste" like.






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2 comments:

  1. 7B. Because Michigan has the best facilities, to attract the best talent. They have the biggest financial donors, best academics, higher paid coaches, richer history, a top-40 pop song for a fight song, the biggest stadium, the most apparel sales, and victories against top programs in their hay-day like the Toronto Lacrosse Club, Michigan Normal School, Slippery Rock and Chicago Physicians School.

    6B. Because, in order to level the playing field, MSU coaches have agreed to not wear headsets.

    5B. Because "Our kids travel well". It's really not about the score. It's about the kids. "These are good kids. They work hard and they had a good week of practice." We have arranged with the Big Ten to not keep score this year, because it's really all about the kids. Everyone gets to go home a winner because these kids are winners.

    4B. Because MSU isn't even a rival. They are just a minor irritant - a blip on the screen.

    3B. Because Michigan has been out-recruiting MSU by a wide margin since the beginning of time.

    2B. Because "This is Michigan fer gosh sakes."

    1B. Because, they think it's funny. Like "when you play basketball with your little brother", they have been letting MSU think they are winning, letting us get all excited, then they will take back from us.

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  2. Ha ha, that's a great start on a second list! Mind if I use those along with the rest of my scrap ideas to make another one?

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