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JIM HARBAUGH & DON TRUMP: TWO PATHETIC PEAS FROM THE SAME PATHETIC POD

SpartanMan82 says "thanks" to those who have said farewell to him on this web site. But he has another observation to make:

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Watching the Jim Harbaugh rant after losing to Ohio State pointed out the similarities between the Michigan football coach and the presumed-president-elect, Don-the-Con Trump. You could transpose the two in many situations and get the same outcome.

How does Harbaugh resemble Trump? Let me count the ways:

Both "Daddy's Boys" - They were both groomed by their fathers to take over the family business. In the case of trUMp, it was literally, the family business. For Harbaugh, it was the family profession. They were expected to be like their Daddy was, and they have followed through on that. 

Both like to mouth off - Neither the chUMp nor the trUMp can avoid jaw-jacking opportunities, especially if the lip-flapping picks on others. You will not hear these guys waxing philosophically on the issues facing Americans, or spiritual questions, or solutions to vexing questions. These dudes like to pick on others, plain and simple. If it's not Muslims, it's Referees.

Both see themselves as the center of the known universe - The Orange chUMp thinks that no rules apply to him, no matter how many of his predecessors had to follow them. The Blue chUMp thinks that no rules apply to him or his school, no matter how many other coaches and schools have had to follow them.

Both enjoy socializing with teenage girls - Harbaugh likes to send notes to high school girls, ostensibly as a recruiting tool. Trump likes to rape teenage girls, just because he can. 

Both are very good at what they do - Harbaugh is a great football coach. Trump is a fantastically gifted LIAR.

For as many commonalities as these failed-abortions share, there is one striking difference, and the gap between the two in this dimension is enormous:

Jim Harbaugh is a very intelligent person.

Boyishly immature, he still commands a powerful intellect.

Donald Trump has the intelligence of a ground squirrel.

He communicates on a fourth-grade level, and

his command of any subject is limited to

whatever he heard in the last ten seconds. 

Trump repeats himself uncontrollably, often stating

the same thing three times (or more) in less than a minute. 

He is the anti-intellectual, verbally pissing on 

the academic work of thousands on a regular basis,

merely on the grounds that any challenging body of

academic information is way over his puny head.

So yes, they are basically the "same person", with the exception that Herr Gropenfuhrer has walnuts for brains. Given a chance, each of these chUMps will work ceaselessly to makeover the world in their own image, forcing everybody in their domain to comply with their selfish will.

In the case of Harbaugh, no big risk, it's only Michigan Football. In the case of Doctor Drumpf, it's a huge risk to the entire world, and every American must stand ready to fight against this Monster at every opportunity.

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HAIL TO THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN FOR FIGHTING AGAINST TRUMPISM

SpartanMan82 wants to communicate to the Michigan State fan-base as he works against the forces of evil that are propelling Donald Trump to attack Americans. He offers this comment:

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The University of Michigan has a few bad apples in their fan-base, and we have labeled them as "chUMps". However, upon examination, the vast majority of "chUMps" are actually supporters of the Trumps. Very few arrogant, loud-mouthed, abrasive, delusional, and self-promoting UM fans - - - those we call "chUMps" - - - are NOT Trumpists. The two groups overlap nearly 100%. Don't believe me? Just ask.

Next time you see an idiotic "chUMp" acting out in public, just ask them, "Excuse me, Mister Chump, did you vote for Trump?" While the chUMp reference may confuse them (they are easily confused), they will quickly shout out "Go Trump" or some similar epithet.

With this in mind, we should congratulate the Michigan student body and university community for standing up against Donald Trump at literally the first opportunity. Public protests against the Trumpists have spanned our country, from coast to coast, and the Ann Arbor area has stepped up to meet the challenge. There have been street marches in Ann Arbor that began within 48 hours of Election Day:

• From the Michigan Daily
• From M-Live
• From the Detroit Free Press

This picture shows how patriotic the University of Michigan student body is, as they responded immediately to our national crisis:

THIS PICTURE MAKES ME WANT TO SAY "GO BLUE"

The Wikipedia web site has compiled a comprehensive list of protests against Trump, dating back to last year. Since Election Night, Ann Arbor and the University of Michigan are well represented.

KEY POINT:  As much as we have railed against "chUMps" as part of our college sports rivalry, the Wolverines depicted above, in words and pictures, are most definitely NOT CHUMPS. They are great young Americans who are responding to the threat against our country in an organized, timely, and legal manner. Congrats to them for being who they are.

Note - SpartanMan82 has left this site to work against Trumpism. He now works for "Dump The Trumps".

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SPARTANMAN-82 LEAVES FIGHT AGAINST CHUMPS TO FIGHT AGAINST TRUMPS

We are sorry to report that SpartanMan82, the “Lead Author” on this web site, has left his job here to STAND & FIGHT the neo-Nazi fascist movement that is in the process of taking over the American White House. SM82 released the following statement to explain his change of course: 

"For the past several years, we on this web site have portrayed the stupid fans of the University of Michigan as our main “problem” in life. We have mocked them for their stupidity and their loose affiliation with factual information and truth. We have jeered at them for their hypocritical positions regarding their teams and players. The “chumps” we poked fun at certainly earned our criticism.

"Our major work on this web site was done during the Golden Era of Obama, those wonderful eight years during which the country settled down from a wartime economy to a more stable, slow-growth phase of incremental social and economic progress. It was easy to work on this web site when things were going so well for this country.

"But now, our nation has chosen to turn its attention back to warfare, and this time the government will be turning its guns against its own people. In that context, it’s difficult to justify the time and energy required to poke fun at people who may actually be more American than some folks who like to wear green and white.

"There is a much bigger problem, a truly dangerous enemy to all Americans, and he is putting together his political hit-squad in the White House. The Trump Administration is the most dangerous entity on the planet Earth, far more threatening than ISIS or any international terrorist group.

"Trump is contracting with the Ku Klux Klan - - - the original American Terrorist group - - - to build a culture of racism in the United States, hiring neo-Nazi representatives to be paid by tax dollars to wreak havoc across our land. Anybody who voted for him is much worse than a “chump”; they are an enemy of America.

"So I offer to stand side-by-side, shoulder-to-shoulder, with any Wolverine, alumni or fan, who will stand and fight against Trumpism. Any Spartan who voted for Trump is surely a Chump."

SpartanMan82 is now working on a web site called “Dump The Trumps”.  He retains ownership rights to all content he previously produced for this web site. He supports the Spartans, as he always has, but he recognizes that college sports rivalries are relatively childish in comparison to the massive dark threat against humanity posed by Trumpism. He urges those who still want to waste time on pointless sports rivalries to “fricking grow up and get real”.

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