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Wednesday, October 21, 2015

HARBAUGH POST-GAME COMMENTS START TO SHOW "THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN"

Now that the first "Game of the Century" has come and gone between Michigan State and Michigan, it's time to turn the microscope away from the playing field and on to the coaches. After all, Mark Dantonio is among the longest-tenured and most successful in the B1G Conference, and Jim Harbaugh is obviously, at this point, the most well-known football figure in the history of western civilization. Unofficial reports are that the Dalai Lama follows Harbaugh on Twitter, and Vladimir Putin has a poster in his rec-room of the "Topless Harbaugh" from last summer. Chinese orphans are being taught to say "Harbaugh" before "Mama" in order to be ready for American adoptions. President Obama has Harbaugh on speed-dial in case an international emergency arises where his super-powers would be of some help to save humanity.

All sarcasm aside, Harbaugh coached a great game, at least for 129 of the 130 plays. His team didn't lose because of him, in fact, they only reason they were able to hang with MSU was largely due to his coaching. Okay, there, I choked out my compliment to the Attention Diva. He doesn't scare me, but I know he is a very good game-coach.

Outside of the lines, though, Harbaugh remains a bit of a mystery. He clearly loves being the center of attention and he doesn't like to speak to reporters, that much we already knew. And I respect that he went to the 50-yard-line to shake Dantonio's hand, even waiting momentarily before moving on.

But his post-game remarks were a bit eyebrow-raising. It seemed like he was blaming the officials for his team losing, and I wasn't the only one who thought so. There were certainly bad calls, but they obviously went both ways, or at least there were many big bad calls that favored UM. The Wolverines were given a touchdown that they didn't score, and the Spartans were denied a touchdown that they did score, so those two calls alone - - - both after official reviews - - - represent a 14-point swing in favor of the home team.

The call that seems to have drawn the most attention however, was a fairly routine call - - - by current standards - - - for "targeting", against the spike-wielding Joe Bolden. Like all "targeting" calls nowadays, it was marginal, not brutal. The "targeting rule" has eliminated the nasty missile-launching head-hits of yesteryear, and players called for "targeting" these days usually have little more than incidental contact with their "target". That's the way it was for Riley Bullough earlier this season; he barely touched a ball-carrier and was chucked for it.

So there's no question that the Bolden Hit was minimal, with incidental helmet-contact on Connor Cook. Still, the officials are required by rule to enforce the penalty.

But what about Harbaugh's description of that play? Who could possibly agree with the way he said that play happened:
"Bolden was pushed in the back," Harbaugh said. "It really should have been a push in the back penalty. (The referee's) explanation was…well, you people saw it the same way. Hard to fathom. And the quarterback wasn't even down on the ground. He was straight up and had to drop like a sack of potatoes. That was just one of many (bad calls)."
-Michigan Coach Jim Harbaugh

Cook was clearly flat on his back, laying on the ground for between one and two seconds when Bolden landed on top of him. There is no question about Cook's body position at the end of the play. But Harbaugh said in a press-conference setting that he dropped "like a sack of potatoes"? Who can defend Harbaugh on this? Why isn't it getting more attention?

What if Dantonio claimed that the Michigan punter caught the last snap between his legs, did a pirouette and a back-flip with the ball tucked into his pants, then threw the ball up in the air for Jalen Watts-Jackson to catch and return for a touchdown? Would any member of the media follow-up with Dantonio to ask what he was talking about with such a fanciful version of reality?

There is no way that Dantonio could "get away with" such an openly distorted statement about what everybody watched and viewed numerous times on video replays.

Harbaugh is getting "protection" from
the sports media that loves him so much.

We are used to it, but very tired of it.

Will anybody ask Harbaugh to explain what he meant?





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Saturday, June 27, 2015

TOPLESS HARBAUGH INCIDENT REMINISCENT OF LARRY HARRISON SAGA

Do you remember Larry Harrison? Can you recall the last things he did to get in the news? We think not, that's why we're writing about him today. If a Spartan did what that Wolverine did, only a decade ago, everybody would be very familiar with the story.

But let's start with Jim Harbaugh. He publicly disrobed, going topless with plenty of folks around, only to be hailed as an over-exuberant, playful, life-loving football fanatic who exudes a boyish charm. Right?

We know that a man going topless is not illegal, but in the annals of college football history, we can't name any other major college coach who took his shirt off in public, can you? No doubt, it's a least a bit odd. And there is certainly nothing meritorious about it, especially considering the pasty-white flab shots that were transmitted across the Internet for weeks.

Our point about Harbaugh in this incident is that he did something completely weird and at least a bit anti-social, and his adoring fans in the sports media cut him yet more slack for a really questionable decision. Even in an impromptu game of "shirts-vs-skins", he had all of the authority necessary to quickly and quietly decide that his team would be the "shirts" before going forward with his fun and games. Nobody would have questioned it, and perhaps more importantly, nobody would have noticed.

Are you getting the idea that Harbaugh likes to be noticed?
He is an attention-diva.

So the sports media reports on and interprets an unprecedented and borderline anti-social body exposure incident by Harbaugh as unbridled enthusiasm for his job. Would the same behavior by Mark Dantonio draw the same media response? Hmmm.

Now back to Larry Harrison, by now you're wondering who the heck that guy is, right? Okay, we will tell you, with supporting links to prove we're not making this up.

Larry Harrison was a University of Michigan football player with NFL aspirations who also decided to take off some of his clothes. Okay, maybe all of his clothes. And he played a game while undressed, but his game had only one player, and the player's name was Peter. The audience was not nearly as large as Harbaugh had, and it was comprised only of college-age females who were in their own house during the show.

Please read the stories that are linked (above) to get all of the details, as we don't plan to list them all in this article. Then ask yourself, what if the football player in this story was from Michigan State, would the sports media ever let us forget about it?

Consider if a current MSU football player with NFL aspirations did the same thing as Larry Harrison. Do you really think the story would be swept under the carpet as the media did on behalf of the UM player?

Sure, there were stories and a few reports, we're not saying it was a "cover-up", but the professional sports media is required to publish those basic stories when the events happen. We're talking about the media narrative that permeates our cultural consciousness, leading most people to think things and even believe things based on "what they hear" on a regular basis. (This may sound like psycho-babble, but at least it's not complex psycho-babble. This is pretty basic stuff.)

There are currently three Spartans who are reportedly on their way to the NFL. Pick any one of those three, imagine if they pulled "a Larry Harrison" around the MSU campus, and consider the media fire-storm that would have ensued. This type of behavior goes well beyond a couple of wild pitches in batting practice, and look what the sports media did to MSU over that one.

So Harbaugh catches yet another break from the sports media, while nobody notices how totally strange he behaved that day, and the UM player who did so much more gets lost in the dusty sidelines of sports history. The sports media treatment of Michigan, especially by comparison to Michigan State, has formed a distorted public viewpoint about the two schools for decades.




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Friday, June 12, 2015

HARBAUGH BEATS "OHIO" FOR FOOTBALL RECRUIT KIANTE ENIS

Jim Harbaugh is definitely "The Man", isn't he? Okay, a little pasty-white for his topless photos, but overall, he is a true miracle worker. He has elevated his alma mater from a 5-7 season to national champion contender, even after losing his right-hand-man to a drunk-driving charge.

Now, the Gridiron God is taken everything a step farther, by securing the verbal commitment of Kiante Enis. Some may scoff at the offer list of Enis, but Wolverine fans are exuberant over the recruiting victory, since Harbaugh stole Enis from the clutches of arch-rival "Ohio".

By "Ohio", we actually mean "Ohio".
Not "Ohio State".


Brady Hoke returned to Ann Arbor with a new name for the Ohio State Buckeyes, consistently referring to the school in Columbus by the name of the school in Athens. But did Hoke ever actually beat "Ohio" head-to-head on the recruiting trail? Probably not, and that's just more proof that Jim Harbaugh is everything a football deity should be.



HARBAUGH GOES HEAD-TO-HEAD WITH "OHIO"



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