"We like to support the conference, even in years that we stink it up, you know? It's great to see Wisconsin in the Final Four, but what really floats our boat is when we see Michigan State on the big stage. We're related to them, did you know that?"
"Plus, when you think about it, who wants to watch our guys try to play football, especially against each other? Haven't we all seen enough of that crap to last awhile? Did I mention we have a women's softball team?"